They don’t work for me.

(Previously posted to Patreon)

Government works for us.”

You, maybe. Not me.

If they did, I would fire them all immediately. They don’t work for me.

I would never hire someone to do a “job” I don’t want done. They don’t work for me.

I no more believe “government” works for me than I believe the Sicilian mafia or any random carjacker works for me. Even if they use things they stole from me to continue their career, they don’t work for me.

The mafia might use money stolen from me to burn my competition to the ground, and that might benefit me. But they don’t work for me.

The carjacker may shoot some guy I hate, but he doesn’t work for me.

So, don’t include me in your “us” when you claim the “government” works for us. They don’t work for me.

And, if you ever try to implicate me by saying “We are the government“, I will be sorely tempted to violate the ZAP and punch you in the nose. That’s about the nastiest insult I can imagine.

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One Response to “They don’t work for me.”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    They work for someone.

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