Cop talk

[Cop approaches person who is neither initiating force nor violating property]

Cop: “Keep your hands where I can see them!”

Human: “Just who do you think you are, molesting me in this way?”

Cop: “I’m a police officer.”

Human: “So? That doesn’t answer my question.”

Cop: “I am an officer of the law and I have the authority…”

Human: “You have what?”

Cop: “Authority…”

Human: “Where do you believe it came from, this ‘authority’?”

Cop: “The people…”

Human: “Where did these ‘people’ get it, and how did they transfer it to you?”

Cop: “As a society, we…”

Human: “Who is ‘we’? I didn’t consent to any of this.”

Cop: “If you don’t like it, change the law or move to Somalia.”

[Just kidding. You know the cop would have shot before this point.]



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